Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Check this webpage out: The Official Ninja Webpage
Who knew things like this existed? Crazy man...
What'dya think Lisa woulda' thought if we'd handed that in as our final 534 project?
Hee hee hee. Too funny.
9 comments:
Okay, first of all, not ALL Ninjas are mammals, Mr. Ninja website man! Who can forget the reptile rage of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, those "heroes in a half-shell" of past and current fame.
Also, I've heard that Warren can kick some ass, and how could anyone so full of rage be anything but a mutant INSECT ninja!
I rest my case.
Sonya (my purpose is to flip out and kill people)
ps. I also crave "real ultimate power" and I love ninjas with all my body (including my pee pee). Haahahahahahah!!! That guy is NUTBAGS!!
S
Can we first clarify what, exactly, constitutes a pee pee? I think that maybe I don't really LOVE my pee pee all that much. No more than say my right index knuckle, or the pit of my knee. Now if a pee pee is really a euphamism (sp?) for a different more exciting body part that doesn't really pee at all, well . . . I'd have to say that my love of it is directly related to what it's doing at the moment (right now, nothing--don't worry everyone, work at the park isn't THAT exciting). Just so you all know. Goodbye,
s
I'm with you, Sonya. Although you lost me on the insect comment directed toward Warren. Is Warren an insect? Sigh. I'm so basic.
p.s. Good call on the Ninja Turtles!
Wow Amanda. Dare I ask how you managed to stumble across that intriguing, yet frightening website? And did you all see the t-shirts you can order?
http://www.cafeshops.com/realninja
I say we all get "Ninja Babe" shirts and wear them on the first day of classes to keep those first years in line. Warren, you can get the "I can't stop thinking about Ninjas" shirt, if you'd rather.
oo oo... where can i get one of those warren t-shirts?!
Aaawww, I want one too!! Maybe we can be Warren's Ninja Mammal Babes: Get ready to flip out and kill people!
I don't think Warren is around today girls, sniff . . .
S
Have no fear, ladies, the Ninja babe wrangler is indeed around, but I dutifully held off on the blogging until after work hours and what do you know? I go more stuff done. At least the weekend is coming to wipe this disturbingly productive memory from my mind.
Whoa. I just checked out the ninja page on another window and it is a scary piece of paradoxical work. He loves ninjas so much his heart feels like crapping his pants? I think he is serious. Seriously messed up.
Let this be a lesson, kids: literacy is not for everyone.
I think the ninja babe shirts would be great, but anyone taking 536 would have to have a seppuku hoodie, don't you think?
Sonya: I was also disturbed to see your frighteningly unquote-like quote. Section 3.6 paragraph vi of the MLA guide to shit clearly states... just kidding! Don't flip out and kill me!
have a mammal full weekend gals.
Warren
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